- That the net was set up by three drunk hillbillies who get paid 4 bucks an hour but then get docked 18 dollars a day for food.
- That you can't get life insurance for your wife and newborn because your career is too risky
- That your work shoes make you look like a sissy
- That all you do is walk in a straight line with a pole in your hand, you don't even jump or tame a beast from exotic lands
- That your father was right you should have been a football referee
- That your bed for the next two nights is in a train car with Bozo the snorer
- That you stepped in Elephant poop this morning
- That the bearded woman is actually a man
- That the person outside selling T-shirts is making only 45 dollars less a week than you
- That they probably aren't going to bring back Circus of the Stars, giving you at least some national media exposure.
* Unless we were a tightrope walker
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