6 Things that are fun to do at a college graduation

1. Look at the graduates and see who is more excited to graduate because they didn't think they passed that one class
2. Look at the graduates and guess which ones had a pregnancy scare during the course of their studies
3. Count how many people are sleeping during the commencement speaker
4. Try singing the Alma Maters words to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody in your head.
5. Walk outside and pretend you are going to the bathroom but actually just go for a walk on a rather nice day.
6. Stay home and hear about the stories later at the party.