3 things that are not awesome
1. Anyone who speaks to a television reporter about a lot of rain in their area and refers to it as "their Katrina"
2. When a rubber band breaks and you don't have another one to use
3. When you are expecting a piece of mail and it doesn't come

3 things that are awesome
1. Awesome blueprints
2. Awesome Bread and Butter Pickles
3. Awesome Random Numbers

3 things that are neither awesome nor not awesome
1. unformatted CD's
2. when there is a sample of cologne or perfume in a magazine
3. when the person calling has dialed the wrong number but is polite