One more and then I get to contemplate showering. Why is it that every time I go to sit down to get my haircut and get asked the question "What would you like done?" I could be a superhero where my only power was amazing control of adjectives and I still would not know how to answer correctly. In my utopia there will be almost limitless freedom of speech, varied artistic expression, and four men's hairstyles denoted by numbers 1-4.