You are a celebrity. Let's say you are the kind of person who is often second banana in films. In a romantic comedy you are the guy or girl leaves to be with the one they really love. In a buddy film you are the one who dies causing the hero to overcome the enemy with inspirted heroism. If you wanted to be on TV you could definitely get a show without breathing hard. You get who you are. You are going to an Awards show. You are nominated for an award, It was probably the performance of your life, but if you are being completely honest with yourself, you realize you nomination is helped along by it being in a pretty weak category where there is an obvious winner. Here is the question: Do you write an acceptence speech and why?