Sorry the Lake was frozen over for a bit.

But don't fret This week is "Make Completely Implausible Comparisons to Gingerbread Cookies Week"

5 Ways that Gingerbread Cookies are better than Speed Dialing on your Cell Phone and 1 way they are not
1. When your girlfriend breaks up with you for no apparent reason other than you play too many video games, you don't have to delete Ginger Bread Cookies.
2. If you have Gingerbread cookies in your pocket and you go to confession, Gingerbread cookies do not rub against your keys and accidentally call your boss.
3. If you are out of range for your phone coverage area and hungry you can't eat speed dialing but you can eat Gingerbread Cookies.
4. If you ever were at a picnic and were looking for a friend who had yet to show up while enjoying watermelon on a table that is wobbly. You can use a Gingerbread cookie to prop up the table while you called looking for your friend.
5. Gingerbread cookies can feed a duck, Speed Dialing can only feed your ego

1. Gingerbread cookies are not free on Nights and Weekends