Slinger posted this
Thought I would answer for him.

Top 10 questions for the transition from '06 to '07

1. Which cable news channel will have the best "2006 In Review" ? Al-Jazeera
2. Which network will have the lamest New Years Eve bash? Lifetime (A marathon of girl gets date-raped movies hosted by Judith Light)
3. Why do people feel the need to say "See you next year!" and think it is clever? All of them
4. How many times will Pam Anderson get married/divorced in 2007? None this is the year she gets her act together
5. When will the media realize that we don't care what Paris and Lindsay are doing at the clubs? Never because people do care... and that's the sadder point.
6. Will K-Fed make a comeback? Well that assumes he ever came in the first place. (There is a joke about having four kids with three mothers in there, but my post below about the obvious joke refuses my right to make it)
7. How many more terms will G.W. come up with in 2007 to avoid using the word "Civil War" in Iraq? 34, but it will take him until November because originally he will think a Thesaurus is the one with three horns that Fred used as a dishwasher in the Flintstones
8. How will O.J. Simpson spend his new year? Searching for the Real Killer and Sudoku
9. Will Hollywood realize that Russell Crowe is a jackass, and his window of fame is closed? Yes but he threw a telephone through the window so now technically it is still open
10. Could 2007 possibly be a year without having to attend a wedding? The odds are good! Impossible. Right now every man's significant other is looking to make friends with someone who is close to getting married.