This mornings conversations so far.
One guy spoke about his Milk regiment (his words not mine)
One spoke about their experience voting in the primary Tuesday morning
One spoke about their recipe for coffee cake
One spoke about the line at Starbucks
One spoke about how the dial-tone in Singapore.

None of these conversations were under five minutes.

If I had one wish for this morning it would be to be a Chopper Pilot.
If I had two wishes it would be that my co-workers had came to work with anything interesting. I am thinking of setting up my intern with the divorced secretary from the other side of the floor so at least we can have some Melrose Place type gossip.