Company Picnic stories. Every company picnic is the same. Here is the checklist

____ Older divorced Manager trys to hook up with an intern
____ Manager that nobody really likes takes softball game way too seriously
____ Younger recent college graduate employee exposes midriff entire day (men start acting all silly, women become catty and immediately hate her)
____ Sandra from marketing pulls her hamstring when diving for a spike in volleyball game
____ Ted's Wife is as ugly as you anticipated
____ T-shirt will only ever be worn for painting again
____ Unhappy drunk employee grabs your ear about how "B.S" this place is
____ Corn on the Cob is undercooked
____ Summer of 69 is on the radio
____ At the end everybody thanks organizer while thinking to themselves of everywhere else they would rather be