The most selfish, uncaring men I can think of are the following: Those who do this toilet paper origami all over the toilet seat. They wrap it up like they are either trying to make a mummy or want the toilet seat to be wrapped up well enough for presentation to the queen. Then they do their business (number 2 for you keeping score at home). Then they flush, but then they leave it there. You are so disgusted by the thought of placing your bottom on the raw plastic of an office toilet seat that you spend at least 55 seconds wrapping with more care than you would China you are sending third class to West Virginia, but then you care so little about your fellow man that you leave your sat in papertrocity on there for someone else to remove. Disgusting. Here are four people that definitely fall into this category.

1. Osama Bin Laden
2. Bill Maher
3. Andy Roddick
4. Mike from the other side of the floor in my office