Entrance questions to get into Surreal University.

1. Deer is to Robot as Tricycle is to ______
a) Giraffe b) Oklahoma c) Catcher in the Rye d) Two Tricycles

2. Victor is to Double A Batteries as Cornfields are to _______
a) Earwax b) loose quarters c) apathy d) d)

3. A train leaves Chicago at 10Am going 60 miles per hour. Another train leaves the inside of a Christmas Ornament in 1942 going 90 fathoms a second. At what time will they meet:
a) Good Friday b) Yesterday c) 11:32 d) It's impossible to tell the clocks are melting

4) Which of the following does not belong:
a) 1 b) 1 c) 1 d)1 e) 1

5) Essay Question: If you were to shave a camel what kind of juice would you drink and why?

6) You have a box that is 40 seconds long, 90 catipllers wide and as high as a wish what is the volume?
a) Retained Earnings b) & c) 40 liters d) zero (the world not the number)

7) If All Windows are clear and all foxes fear whimsy the which of the following is true.
a) America won the revolutionary war
b) Dead ants taste better then walls
c) Chicken Broth
d) 453.2

8) Essay Question: Write a haiku about writing a haiku about writing a limerick

9) True or False: Sometimes things are true and other times they are false

10) Essay Question: Explain: