Characters we all Know #1:

A chubby girl in her twenties, who when she went to camp as a child was probably voted most artistic and creative, talking loudly on her cellphone before 8AM

#2
A guy who just never is quite with the times as evidenced by his reading the Da Vinci code this morning on the train, and listening to a walkman.

#3
The person who makes two trips to Free Coffee Day at Starbucks before Lunch, but otherwise doesn't drink coffee.