I think I have come up with a new form of measurement. Sexstance.
Sexstance: N. The distance a woman stands from her male companion when he is in CVS to buy condoms.
Observing two incidents of this while purchasing bathroom tissue and water Friday evening I think I also noticed that the sextance is inversely proportional to the length of the relationship with the purchaser.
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