6 descriptions that would work for your 6th grade girlfriend and a fax machine in your office

1. Makes a lot of high pitched whiny noises
2. Sometimes gives you a blurry picture
3. Only gives you something if you give it something first
4. Decides to stop interacting with you the week of Valentines Day
5. When you call others to get advice on how to fix them, all anyone ever tells you is that you can't fix them and you should try and get a new one
6. Named Chloe