Today I wanted to make an Algebra joke and I used the FOIL method to get there, and nobody got it.

The way this post is meant to be read is Four ways:

1. To prove my cleverness.
2. To mock my supposed cleverness
3. To then comment on my motivations in such a way that my bases are covered, even if the third punchline goes kind of meta, breaking the fourth wall directionally.
4. To hope to leave on a low note by stating that Beaver Cleaver would never be character's name on TV today.