Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Ted Haggard says "He is completely Heterosexual" Money Quote"

The Rev. Ted Haggard emerged from three weeks of intensive counseling
convinced he is "completely heterosexual"

Two things:
  1. What do you get convinced to do on a regular basis? You are with some buddies at a bar and they say you should stay our for one more pop, even though you have to get up early the next morning. You don't want to watch The Devil Wears Prada, your spouse does, but she promises you can watch whatever you want afterwards. Those are real life examples of being convinced. If you have to be convinced in to being heterosexual doesn't that mean that deep down you really aren't (I don't have a problem either way, I have a problem with his hypocrisy)
  2. Is there an official designation: For example

Ted Haggard - Completely Heterosexual

Tommy Lee - Absolutely Heterosexual

Al Borland from Home Improvement - Whole Heartedly Hetero

Jeff Gordon - Fairly Hetero (Jeff Gordon I think is a NASCAR guy)

2 comments:

Slinger said...

I am convinced that Jeff Gordon is a homosexual.

Anonymous said...

Life was easier in the days of Liberace and Johnny Mathis.