And just in case there are any muggers who read this, and now know how not to fumble getting in to steal my collection of Celebrity Autobiographies, my address is

123 Main Street
Anytown, USA 12345

And my keys are on a keychain that says Class of 1981 Lion's Power. So if you see me and I am carrying keys that are on a nondescript keychain it is because that day i grabbed the wrong keychain that morning...

Whew, now I can walk the streets again safely and leave my copy of Dirk Benedict's book Face Time out without fear.