10 Things about North America

1. It is has a Sister Continent South America
2. When purchasing a Secret Santa gift it prefers Starbucks Giftcards
3. It often leaves it's cellphone charger in hotels and then gets upset with the hotel when it calls them to get them to mail them back
4. This weekend it is going to see Borat
5. It Tivo's Dancing with the Stars
6. It has planned a vacation for President's Weekend
7. It has to leave early today
8. It's son wants a Playstation 3 for breakfast
9. It had Subway for lunch today
10. It is Yellow

That actually isn't North America, that is everything I have learned about a new employee this week.