Four Reasons Why You shouldn't vote.

1. Mathematically your vote doesn't matter.
2. I hate when people say if you don't vote you can't complain. Well if you do vote it's your fault. Always choose silence over guilt.
3. Old women who check your name off lists, scare your.
4. Not a US citizen.

Four Reasons why you may want to vote
1. To impress the hip girl with the "Stop Bush button standing by your polling station"
2. Nothing better to do
3. Finally see what the inside of town hall looks like
4. You like Jury Duty

Four Reasons why you should definitely vote
1. Girlfriend is running for office
2. Mother checks names off the list
3. You own a voting booth rental company
4. As an Alibi.