4 Ways that Gingerbread Cookies are better than the New York Times Arts and Leisure Section

1. Gingerbread Cookies do not annoyingly address celebrities by their title such as Mr. Mrs. Ms., Dr. or Rev. When I read an article that refers to Mr. Pitt I think of Elaines boss on Seinfeld or whatever they call Dr. Pepper in the south, not the first part of Brangelina
2. Gingerbread cookies liked Borat
3. Gingerbread cookies take a week to be stale.
4. Gingerbread cookies only leave crumbs on your hands, which can be removed by brushing your hand against your corduroys allowing the crumbs to fall to the ground. The New York Times Arts and Leisure section leaves newsprint which require a visit to a sink with soap appropriate for washing hands.