6 Ways that Gingerbread Cookies are not helping OJ find the Real Killer

1. Gingerbread Cookies are neglecting their forensic science courses in favor of being shaped into houses.
2. Gingerbread cookies are busy being available for sale in your local grocery store rather than reexamining the testimony of OJ Simpson and the detectives of the LAPD.
3. Gingerbread cookies have way too much interest in this season of America's Next Top Model.
4. Gingerbread cookies have been seen in many paparazzi photos with OJ in Miami and Sarasota.
5. Gingerbread cookies cousin Oatmeal Cookie once dated Mark Fuhrman.
6. Gingerbread cookies have no memory.