Things that you and I will never have to think about*

1. That the net was set up by three drunk hillbillies who get paid 4 bucks an hour but then get docked 18 dollars a day for food.
2. That you can't get life insurance for your wife and newborn because your career is too risky
3. That your work shoes make you look like a sissy
4. That all you do is walk in a straight line with a pole in your hand, you don't even jump or tame a beast from exotic lands
5. That your father was right you should have been a football referee
6. That your bed for the next two nights is in a train car with Bozo the snorer
7. That you stepped in Elephant poop this morning
8. That the bearded woman is actually a man
9. That the person outside selling T-shirts is making only 45 dollars less a week than you
10. That they probably aren't going to bring back Circus of the Stars, giving you at least some national media exposure.

* Unless we were a tightrope walker