Today's Andy Rooney can't stand of the day. When something is described with an adjective that while being complimentary is not what it's supposed to be. What the heck am I talking about?

For the following 5items which would you rather choose.

1. A date who is attractive or articulate
2. A comic strip that is clever or funny
3. A meal that is delicious or efficient
4. A shirt that is comfortable or reliable
5. A movie that is entertaining or innovative