If there is a benefit to working for a large corporation in New York City, one of them has to be the ability to travel amongst our various offices via the subway. Today's inventory:

1. An absolutely beautiful actress practicing her lines aloud to herself.
2. A family of four from somewhere in Iowa who the one son asked if they were going to see multiplication at Time's Square
3. A dead ringer for Richard Hatch, the first survivor
4. Someone selling one dollar plastic "mouses". (His diction not mine)
5. A man sweating so much he looked like he had just walked in from the rain.