IF you started dating a girl and found out that her ex-boyfriend was a chopper pilot, how would you think you could ever compete. Chopper Pilots are by far the manlinest men on the planet. They fly Choppers different places and then get out and woo pretty ladies all across the land. Chopper Pilots have sunglasses that perfectly fit their head. Chopper Pilots have haircuts that look good day and night. Chopper Pilots have stared death in the eye and not blinked. Imagine if every day you woke up and strapped yourself into a chopper and perused the Earth from a small altitude. I wish I was a chopper pilot.