You know who crack me up, people who wear their Company ID around their neck like they are dogtags. I first noticed this on a marketing professor I had a in college, but around the office there are a few that do as well.

I took it one further. I have pierced my belly button and attached a chain to the peircing with my ID attached on the other. I also have tatooed an exact copy of the ID to the palm of my hand. Additionally at all times I have multiple spare copies of my ID's hidden on my person.