My list of people that really really need to go on Match.com.

1. Anyone who comes into work on Monday talking about seeing three movies with friends over the weekend.
2. Anyone who knits her sister two baby hats for a sister who is 4 months pregnant (one blue one pink) in the same August weekend
3. Anyone who has spent more than 15 hours in one weekend looking at fantasy football statistics for a league that costs 50 dollars to enter.
4. Anyone who when asked about their cats says "which one of the nine?"
5. Anyone in my office named Gloria.

Luckily only four of these were true this morning....