One Texas town is banning cleavage in school. Look here. Key quote:

Even some teenagers agree there is a problem. “I think it's good that they're doing it,” said student, Tyler Edwards.

Tyler Edwards, way to go man. Why do I think that this comment is not exactly going to take the heat off from the guys that pick on you when you change for gym class? I guess a few more months of hiding your lunch money in your sock won't be too bad.

Ban whatever you want. If there is one universal truth in this world, it's that either through intention or not 16 year old girls will always find a way to distract 16 year old boys from their Chemistry teacher.