9 Half-Thoughts from a Very Busy Monday

1. If you see a woman on a hot day running in pants or working out at the gym in pants, I think that means she didn't shave her legs.
2. To me, who has no style, there is no bigger style suicide then wearing a shirt from one athletic clothing manufacturer and a hat from another. For example if you see someone with a Puma shirt and a Nike Hat. Pick a sponsor buddy.
3. Why is it that the Peanut butter in a Reece's product tastes so much better than Jif?
4. Is anybody watching the World Series?
5. How dissapointed is the kid who got adopted by Madonna? Eventually at all these prestigious Montessori schools in London and LA there will be kids who make fun of each other based on how big a celebrity they were adopted by.
6. The end of this sentence will contain a fuzzy egg.
7. The Norse Gods did not believe in 19.
8. If when you wash your whites you tie two socks together, you improve you double your odds of winning the lottery, you however will be frustrated with yourself when you untie it.
9. 14 People will be born today, who eventually will read Mody Dick in its entirety