8 Ways Tuesdays could be better

1. Free Prepackaged Ice Cream Cones at Lunch (The kind with hardened drizzled chocolate and walnuts)
2. Tetherball game at 2:00
3. If Alchemy were real and instead of turning lead to gold (Pb to Au) you could turn useless emails into Gold(Bs to Au). If that were the case my inbox would Fort Knox.
4. No talk about tomorrow night's department Mexican Fiesta dinner
5. No American Idol talk
6. People who say they have a great sense of humor, actually have any sense of humor
7. Meatball sandwiches become healthy for you
8. If it were Friday