Greg Gutfeld has put up a page where he and you post unspeakable truths. His are of course incredibly funny/insightful such as:

If it's never crossed your mind that you drink too much, then you probably
should drink a little bit more.

or

I secretly hope that if I'm ever in a plane crash in a desolate area - and there are survivors - and one of the survivors is a women who has a really small dog in her purse - that we get to eat the dog in front of her.

or

TO MAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND MORE DESIRABLE, LET HER DUMP YOU

I have posted a few... feel free to guess who I am.