Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Apple is introducting an I-phone and an I-TV. Is their new business model take an I-pod and add it to an existing item. If so here are some future products

  1. I-Wad. A balled up bunch of wet paper that plays podcasts.
  2. I-Sod. Really green grass that sells for 10 dollars a square yard and also plays the new Arcade Fire song.
  3. I-Izod-Pod Casual clothing for the ruggedly handsome fortysomething businessman who wants access to all his Jimmy Buffett MP3's.
  4. I-Cape Cod. Large Penninsula off of Massachuestts that which also plays episodes of Lost.
  5. I-God. Omnipotent entity that you can also view pictures of your vacation to Hamburg on.

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