Okay back in the saddle. A few news and notes from a nice trip to the place where Sonny Crockett feeds Elvis.

1. Spent Saturday and Sunday night in the presence of "The guy who says something he thinks is funny and then immediately gives big laughs to himself"
   
2. A big story on the News on Seven. There is a swan attacking other birds at a condo complex north of Miami.
3. Friday when we left it was 8 degrees, at around noon we are riding up the beach of Miami Beach in a cab, the Field (for new readers that is my wife of 118 days) says, wouldn't it be nice to move to Miami. I said, it isn't fair to make that sell when it is 80 degrees and sunny in January. To be continued or not.
   
4. Barbaro had to be put down, so much for horseshoes being good luck.
5. Got bumped for a voucher this morning. 5 hours in the Miami airport is about all I could handle.
   
6. Next time you are stuck in an airport play this game with yourself, look at the people in ill-fitted golf shirts and try to guess whether they are a pedophile, IT consultant, or both.
   
7. I think I pulled off a miracle I spent two days around a 3 month old and never had to hold it once.
   
8. Greg Gutfeld "Cops who specialize in domestic violence cases probably get laid a lot."
9. Went to church with my Grandmother in Law, there would be a lot more people at Church if they allowed the priest to Simon Cowell the choir after the hymns. "That rendition of Though the Mountains May Fall was absolutely dreadful, Lord hear our prayer"
10. The forecast for Tuesday was a bonechilling cold 48 in Miami.