10 Reasons I would make a good next Crocodile Hunter (to be submitted on Monday to Animal Planet)

1. No weird accent
2. I can spell Crocodile
3. I am pretty good at geography and can point to Australia on a map
4. I own khaki shorts (I would need to purchase some khaki shirts)
5. I have my own catch phrase for is an animal attacks me and it's an homage to the real CH (Steve Irwan). "Oh Craky"
6. I got a B+ in biology sophomore year of high school
7. I can tell the difference between a Croc and an alligator, only using one book or Wikipedia
8. I own two Lacoste shirts.
9. Great Sign-off idea "See you later alligator, or on another day Stringray"
10. I don't mind traveling to different places