State Equations (The very rare math/geography joke that maybe my father and brother will find funny and nobody else will)

Alabama = Virginia – 50 years
Alaska = 1/Hawaii
Arizona = (New Mexico +Nevada)/2
Arkansas = Mississippi + Bill Clinton
California (Texas+New York+Oregon)/3
Colorado Kansas + Mountains
Connecticut Rhode Island + Boring
Delaware = Maryland/4
Florida = New York – Young People
Georgia = Alabama + 20 years.
Hawaii = (Florida – Hurricanes – Elderly)
Idaho = Montana *2
Illinois = Iowa +Chicago
Indiana = Kentucky/2
Iowa = Kansas*6/7
Kansas = Missouri - Cities
Kentucky = Tennessee
Louisiana (Alabama + Mississippi + Las Vegas + New York City)/4
Maine = (Vermont *2 + Massachusetts)/3
Maryland = (Virginia + Pennsylvania)/2
Massachusetts New York – R’s – successful sports teams
Michigan = Pennsylvania + Great Lakes
Minnesota = (Vermont + Illinois)/2 + 10,000 Lakes
Mississippi =(Alabama +
Missouri = (Illinois+Kentucky)/2
Montana = Wyoming *2
Nebraska = Kansas*1.5
Nevada = (California+Arizona)/2
New Hampshire =Vermont - Cuteness
New Jersey NY/3
New Mexico = (Texas/34 +Arizona)/2
New York = 1/Alabama
North Carolina = (Georgia + Virginia)/2
North Dakota = Iowa/2
Ohio = Illnois/2
Oklahoma = Texas/56
Oregon = (Washington + Vermont)/2
Pennsylvania = New York – New Jersey
Rhode Island = Massachusetts * 1/4
South Carolina = (North Carolina + Alabama)/2
South Dakota = Iowa/34
Tennessee = Kentucky
Texas = (New York – Massachusetts)*Alaska
Utah = Nevada - Fun
Vermont = Colorado + disenfranchised New Yorkers
Virginia = (Alabama + New York)/2
Washington = (California + Idaho)/2 and then pour on with water
West Virginia = Virginia/90 + Alabama
Wisconsin = (Kansas + Minnesota)/2
Wyoming = 0