The latest Pope controversy. The Pope has come out against Stringrays. Evidently Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, was only a marginal Methodist at best, but an attack on a Christan somewhere is an attack on Christains everywhere. The Stringrays will surely riot and offer death threats to the Pope. The Vatican responded by the cancelling a proposed mass at the Great Barrier Reef and limiting all papal swimming to freshwater.