3 things I will never do for a corporation (that I have seen done in the last 2 hours).

1. Leave a vacation early when not asked to, because I felt I had too much to do. (You are not a hero, you a cog in the wheel, who might as well enjoy one more day experiencing life)
2. Give my two weeks notice and when asked to stay three weeks, stay. (I believe in not burning bridges but I also don't think you need to reinforce them after you have crosses them either)
3. Bring in on a Monday morning my homemade chicken wings for the office to enjoy.

Why do they make it so easy?