Sunday, July 02, 2006

I think I have come up with a new form of measurement. Sexstance.

Sexstance: N. The distance a woman stands from her male companion when he is in CVS to buy condoms.

Observing two incidents of this while purchasing bathroom tissue and water Friday evening I think I also noticed that the sextance is inversely proportional to the length of the relationship with the purchaser.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

cute