You know who entertain me know end, those self important people who are on a train or waiting to taxi on a plane or even worse on vacation and have to call into the office. Those people come from two pathetic schools of thought:

1. "How in the world is the office surviving without me, I better check in" - Yeah okay you arrogant jerk. You are the reason this multi-million dollar corporation is staying afloat.

2. "I really have nothing going on in my life that the last thing I can do is enjoy being away from the office for a while without knowing what's going on" Get a life.