Lovers in a Dangerous Time

I emailed the Kansas City Hospital to ask them what other things the "pincher" has removed:

Suri Cruise
A Jenga Piece at Aunt Danielle's 80th Birthday party. (Fifth row from the bottom)
A 10 year old's hand trying to steal a spider ring from the vending machine at Sav-A-Lot
A drunk Keanu Reeves from a screening of My Super-Ex Girlfriend
Pretention from Marlon Brando Gill's Mother's naming conventions (obviously after little Mar was born)

When I asked about borrowing to remove some co-workers lips from the butts of the big bosses the going rate was just out of my price range...