3 things that are not Awesome
1. Plastic Clothespins with weak springs
2. Itchy Wool Blankets
3. Any picture after picture three of someone else’s vacation

3 things that are Awesome
1. Awesome Saws
2. Awesome backrubs
3. Awesome Candy

3 things that are neither Awesome nor not Awesome
1. Polka Dots
2. Leaving Breadcrumbs to mark a trail
3. Hanes Sports Socks