Fastest way to impress me every morning, tell me how late you worked the night before.

Someday, when I have my own company if anyone works past 7 they will have to fill out a form with three boxes.

I was here after 7 because:

_____ I am inefficient during the day

_____ I don't have a life and don't like going home

_____ I have too much work to do (please list the mission critical projects you are working on and review with your manager).