Wednesday, August 02, 2006

It is so hot today that instead of frying an egg on the sidewalk, the five New York Weathermen had the following:

Channel 2 WCBS: They were cooking a full Thanksgiving dinner on the sidewalk (the pumpkin pie looked a little runny)
Channel 4 WNBC: They were shrinky-dinkiing Shrinky Dinks on the sidewalk (Scooby Doo)
Channel 5 WNYW: They were liquifying lead on the sidewalk (Using gloves of course)
Channel 7 WABC: They were turning sand into glass on the sidewalk (Looks like glass in colonial homes)
Channel 9 WWOR: They were showing how puggles (half pug/half beagles) burst into flames when you leave them on the sidewalk for too long
Channel 11 WPIX: Joey Fatone was guest weathmanning and awkwardly answering questions about Lance Bass on the sidewalk

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