Thursday, August 24, 2006

Let me come out, and this may be controversial, that I am fine with Pluto not being defined as a planet. In fact, while we are at it let's get rid of Uranus as well, if for no other reason than the santity of grade school science teachers everywhere.
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2 comments:

Megan Ford said...

Seriously, Uranus jokes have gotten so old! My students think up the same ones each year! However, I now have to fix all my information and lessons on the solar system.

7:35 PM
FD said...

A few times in high school, I tried standup. I was asked to perform at a show to raise money for a scholarship (The rest of the acts ranged from American Idol wannabees to guys with bongos). They wanted to see my material as if I was going to do a lot of incest and shit jokes. I did this bit about things you can do to have fun with your education. It was a series of one liners. One of the jokes was "Do all your science projects on Uranus" The people that were running the show censored that line. Since then I have been fascinated by Uranus. Not Your Anus swankypants, Uranus the planet.

9:54 PM

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